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17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad

(via orgasm)

231,239 notes 9 hours ago

woodmeat:

when she pull the thang out ya sweatpants

(via jooishhoe)

21,619 notes 9 hours ago

sirsprettyprincess:

buttsandbarbells:

How To Relationship 101

Bahahahha

(via the-ice-prince)

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stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via orgasm)

53,623 notes 2 days ago

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

(Source: oprahwingdings, via orgasm)

294,707 notes 2 days ago
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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via ravishingrobert)

178,929 notes 2 days ago

knowledje:

ghostsfacer:

Sorry but I will reblog this every time I see it because it is just too accurate not to.

looooooooooool

(Source: theghostofchurch, via ravishingrobert)

337,882 notes 2 days ago

tensioned:

why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this

(via ph0king)

35,871 notes 2 days ago